plot twist: serial killers are obsessed with me
I support animal rights but eat meat.
I guess Jeffrey Dahmer supported human rights.
My parents are leaving for Italy today and my mum started crying because I’m staying at home. Mum, I can handle living on my own for 10 days. I’m not inept.
hey, you’re lucky. my mom left me for 3 weeks and she was just like ’ so here’s your money, you’ll be ok”
people with “and i probably hate you” in their description